L vs Pirates 24-11 but we bury the pirates once and for all.

The year is 2070. The pirates are mourning the loss of their former captain and co commish of the WKL. After a eulogy that explained her rough childhood of being born a pirate, having to wear headgear, and continuous bout with obesity, the Pirates recollect 60 years of playing kickball. They remember all of the fun and creative things their peers did over the years, but when they try to think of anything they ever did......? Well, at least they still have their name. 60 years fucking later. We love you Danielle!
I think they were mad about that taunt because they kicked our asses in the game of kickball. They had way too many big kickers for the Faith/Off outfield, and we gave up home run after home run before losing 24-11. With an 8-0 taunt record, though, the mighty Faith/Off was gaining respect around the league.

Win Vs Matt 11-10 plus undead Matt's almost end the world.

3 Faith/Off missionaries, Andy Pixel, and a tumbleweed seek refuge from an ever growing pandemic of undead Matts, who werre spawned from Andy's Matterbation and the Yodeling Unicorn Trophy. This epic production was not to be missed, plus we won the kickball game as well by a walk-off homer from Bill. All around greatness was achieved. You can watch the video here, but it doesn't do the taunt justice:

Faith/off vs Matt preview

Loss vs Monster Squad : Score: ?????

8'x8' Tv Prop - 15$

3' monster cock - 5$

Pre recorded sound effects - 2 hours

Getting a Billy Mays guarantee for "Cinnamon Priesthood" cereal: Priceless

A job well done on the taunt to move us to 6-0 overall. Then the Monster Squad kicked our ass in kickball. Who knows, maybe will see them again in the battle of mediocrity?

Loss vs Darkside 9-6, but Vader bombs

"the Darkside may run the bases real good, but they don't make nobody laugh"

Old Klingon Proverb

Believe it or not, but Faith/Off actually led the Darkside after two, and was pretty damn good on defense after the collapse from the week before. All around solid performance, especially since we were down a few players. Take away that bomb to right field and we would of had a shot. Anyway, still a great game from the team that once got beat 36-0.

Loss in extra innings to ball deep 20-16

Even though we lost this battle in extra innings, we were able to abort the monstrosity that was a three headed ball deep fetus. We thought it was the best thing to do, but our lord may have smited us because we altered his work. The game went back and forth for the first 4 innings, but at the bottom of the 4th, our deep kicking roster hit ball deep for 6 runs. 2 of those runs came from brother Freddie doing the splits to duck under a well timed throw from Tea-bag. We were all psyched to be up by 6 in the final inning, even when Ball Deep started to get base runners in scoring position. We gave up a few runs, but had two outs, so we should have been able to hang on right? Wrong, our defense collapsed and we allowed all 6 runs in before the final out. The game was tied and again, and we just needed 1 run with the top of our kicking lineup ready to go. We managed to get nothing in the 5th, and Ball Deep had all of the momentum in the extra inning. They scored 4 more runs in bonus inning and we scored nothing. It was a great game but in the end our experience showed and Ball Deep came out victorious. Congrats to them on the great game!

Victory against PP 14-7

Propers be paid to Stone "Science" Phillips for his amazingly dry interview of Courtney Barneby, fan of pajama parties, last night. A performance which held us firmly in an undefeated-in-taunts position as we head toward next week's battle with Ball Deep. Let us not overlook the artistic contributions of Sister Rachel, Brother Kevin and Brother Emory.

Having stacked our team with atheletes i'd wager he found on craigslist, Brother Kevin has led our band of former Festival of Losers losers to a 2-1 record! In the bottom of the first, the top of the lineup discovered a weakness in left field, where not-Jesus couldn't catch a pop fly. Brother Zach chose the second inning for his weekly grand slam. During the third inning, Brother Mark was delivered soundly to second base where, although the evils there were to subtle to be seen, our faith in the saving grace of Lord Jesus assures us that a rolling slide was necessary. Brother Mark came to rest atop a sleeping bag which Pajama Party had inexplicably placed there. Perhaps, PP mistakenly assumed we might leave runners at base for nap-length periods of time rather than kicking their cotton-wearing butts (may Christ forgive my swearing) to Kingdom Come (Glory be to God in the Highest)!!

Following the game, like a microscopic baby in the womb of a virgin, plans were laid by our Father in Heaven for Christ to come into Ball Deep next Thursday. May we reach into their hearts and soothe the longing there, replacing it with the holy whiteness of Jesus' gift of love for mankind.