Propers be paid to Stone "Science" Phillips for his amazingly dry interview of Courtney Barneby, fan of pajama parties, last night. A performance which held us firmly in an undefeated-in-taunts position as we head toward next week's battle with Ball Deep. Let us not overlook the artistic contributions of Sister Rachel, Brother Kevin and Brother Emory.
Having stacked our team with atheletes i'd wager he found on craigslist, Brother Kevin has led our band of former Festival of Losers losers to a 2-1 record! In the bottom of the first, the top of the lineup discovered a weakness in left field, where not-Jesus couldn't catch a pop fly. Brother Zach chose the second inning for his weekly grand slam. During the third inning, Brother Mark was delivered soundly to second base where, although the evils there were to subtle to be seen, our faith in the saving grace of Lord Jesus assures us that a rolling slide was necessary. Brother Mark came to rest atop a sleeping bag which Pajama Party had inexplicably placed there. Perhaps, PP mistakenly assumed we might leave runners at base for nap-length periods of time rather than kicking their cotton-wearing butts (may Christ forgive my swearing) to Kingdom Come (Glory be to God in the Highest)!!
Following the game, like a microscopic baby in the womb of a virgin, plans were laid by our Father in Heaven for Christ to come into Ball Deep next Thursday. May we reach into their hearts and soothe the longing there, replacing it with the holy whiteness of Jesus' gift of love for mankind.
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